1. I love to think.
2. The Disney Classics are the basis of my raising.
3. I will marry a Pocahontas.
4. Allergies suck.
5. I hate sleeping with fans on.
6. I’m more cynical than anything else.
7. I wanted to be a clown when I was 8. And still want to be.
8. There isn’t a mountain that I don’t want to climb. Think about it. Yeah, literally and figuratively.
9. I hate cereal.
10. I will change the world in a very profound way.
11. TV is the enemy of creativity.
12. I didn’t play video games and neither will my children. They will read and play outside from dawn til dusk.
13. I’m not the greatest when it comes to females.
14. I despise funny movies because they are usually not funny. I’m not into stupid humor.
15. Social norms are for idiots.
16. I am not dependent on anybody.
17. Sometimes I like to not see any human being for days on end.
18. The human person is the greatest thing to have ever been created.
19. I’m perfectly comfortable with my sexuality.
20. I write poetry.
21. Macs are nice but not as great as everybody says they are.
22. I absolutely always answer the phone with a smile.
23. School is my greatest enemy yet my ideal job is in one.
24. Plato is my hero.
25. I hate to think....
26. I have a strong urge to canoe the length of the Mississippi.
27. Words I hate: pussy, retard, cunt, New England Patriots, pus.
28. Words I couldn’t hear enough of: passion, chimney, sloppy, intellectual.
29. I chew my pens.
30. I will write several books.
32. I have ADD, hypomania, OCD, and other things. Like legit.
33.Don’t compare me to other people. I can’t stand it.
34. I’m addicted to nothing.
35. Beer is beer. I don’t care if it’s Keystone or Naty Light, I will drink it. Even though I prefer the higher end of beer.
36. I will have a den one day with all leather and a bear rug.
37. I enjoy sports but I don’t understand the hype about them.
38. Girls suck.
39. Roman Catholic to my deepest core.
40. Sometimes I question whether I have a heart or not.
41. I can’t stop thinking.
42. I hate when my bed cover flips off.
43. I enjoy sleeping naked on select occasions.
44. Long hair > short hair
45. My greatest accomplishment in my life up until this point in life was my one point overtime loss in my wrestling match against a Crown Point HS goon.
46. I am meticulously tidy.
47. I was in seminary and believe it to have made the Top 5 list for best decisions that I’ve ever made.
48. I was in seminary and left. I believe it to have made the Top 6 list for best decisions that I have ever made.
49. I very often say things without thinking. Sorry ahead of time.
50. I don’t sing in the shower. I’ve never understood the concept.
51. I should be studying right now.
52. Regina Spektor is my guilty pleasure.
53. I love to buy random instruments: guitar, violin, harmonica, kazoo, and pan flute.
54. I collect hats. It’s quite the impressive collection.
55. If I’ve ever offended you, you are not the first.
56. Pepsi > Coke
57. They should make fire alarms that don’t need batteries. It just seems like a flaw to me.
58. I will have more than 7 children.
59. People seem to ask on a sporadically regular basis what my middle name is. It’s David.
60. I don’t leave a room without turning off the lights and shutting all the doors.
61. The smell of my mother’s perfume is the greatest smell in the world.
62. I hate cutting my nails.
63. If you are still reading, kudos to you.
64. I never change my pillow case because I enjoy the smell of my slobber.
65. Sunflower seeds are the bomb.
66. I don’t floss.
67. I can sleep anywhere.
68. I want to learn fine woodworking.
69. I will not buy deodorant unless it’s the one and only kind that I use.
70. Open the windows and enjoy the fresh air every once in a while.
71. I know love exists but it’s hard to believe sometimes.
72. I thoroughly enjoy cooked spinach.
73. My first legit job was waving on the side of the road in an Uncle Sam costume.
74. Beards make me want to wrestle bears.
75. I want to stop thinking.
76. I hope that you don’t think you know me after reading these because only some of them are true and you just wasted your time.
77. If you think you know everything about me then you don’t know enough.
